Just dicking around… #majesticdildocorn

Just dicking around… #majesticdildocorn

Some times like a few mins ago I type out this long personal post and then delete bc most of the time that’s just what I do - you guys don’t mind some of the personal posts but for the most part you come to this blog for boobies and inappropriateness. Haha. So let me welcome you to follow my other blog maraisepic bc I forgot the password to maragoesblah

Anonymous said: Why's your email hellomissmara when your name is Mary Jane?

My name is M A R A

MARA

MARA

MARA

MARA

M A R A

So….that’s why

GETTING ON MFC

little-miss-fats:

All my regulars are taken care of so I’m finally getting on MFC!!!! 

here’s a link to my room. Please come hang with me omg cam is so slow lately ahhhhh 

Hey go check out my girl on MFC

brotherphildalf:

thisweekstights:

Fucking fuk

Why is there a butt plug in the middle of a street!?

brotherphildalf:

thisweekstights:

Fucking fuk

Why is there a butt plug in the middle of a street!?

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If I got on streamate at like 10am EST tomorrow would anyone be around??

Hey look it’s me.

Hey look it’s me.

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Ok I’ve seen about 20 gross FOOD related things on tumblr in like 5 mins. I can’t deal anymore. I’m setting my phone down for a bit…see y’all later

silver-screen-scream-queen:

bace-jeleren:

wasifio:

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

Beautiful..

I see this and think “that’s probably beyond 2000 calories. Why would you consume that”

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curiobbw replied to your post: “voxxxie and I yesterday had a brief shark week convo and BOOM shark…”:
Oops

At least you knew I meant you. Haha! Either I erred or my phone did…I don’t even know man

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voxxxie replied to your post: “voxxxie and I yesterday had a brief shark week convo and BOOM shark…”:
Those pesky sharks are ninjas of the sea, I tells you!

I totally tagged you and meant to tag someone else…not sure if it was iPhone error or me….lol

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Anonymous said: The very best wishes to you and your future husband!

Thanks 😙😘

Anonymous said: If someone wanted to send cash gifts to you as a wedding gift which seems like a really good idea since you're going out of town how would we send it? I personally wanna contribute as a gift to you and yours. Hopefully others will as well, you could keep a "honeymoon tracker" type thing going so everyone can see the progress! I am sure you're gonna work your cute butt off for this aren't you? Hugs from A fan

Gift rockets would be fine to hellomissmara@gmail.com

If you’re not in the states tho it has to be done thru PayPal and that’s daisy.disaster@ymail.com

As for working yall have no idea..

dmmattsilva said: Congrats on the wedding & woohoo for the birthday! :)

Lol thanks

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